No one seems worried that President Joe Biden will jump on board. Supreme Court ruling Mention of presidential immunity SEALTeam Six To do household chores or to introduce the court's six conservative members to their new offices. McMurdo Station In Antarctica. Or, frankly, don't do anything Donald Trump does. Dream every day.
The reason is that Biden is fundamentally a decent guy. We don't need the courts to stop him. Steal from a charity, scam people Squandering your life savings in the name of education, Money laundering by Russian gangs. Somehow, despite never having made a promise not to be prosecuted, Biden managed to stay in office for more than three years without ever appealing to the military. shoot people in the street or trying threaten a foreign government I'm trying to help with the election.
The Supreme Court did not give the president any new powers. It simply protected the president from prosecution for almost anything that could be interpreted as related to his official duties. On the other hand, what if the freedom from prosecution extended to assassinating an opponent, and you controlled the most powerful government on earth? no possible?
I have a few suggestions for Biden. Add them to the list.
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Nationalize Trump's golf courses, make them national parks, and give free admission to all Americans.. Skip $300,000 membership fee And come on, Trump hasn't already added “National” to most of his course names. By the way, changing all the course names seems like a good idea. E. Jean Carroll National Golf Park seems like a good place to start.
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Commandeer the Trump Hotel to provide housing for the homeless. Now the courts have ruled that it is illegal. Sleep when you're poorWe need a lot more shelter space. Conveniently, there are already Trump Towers in several locations that could be used, including Las Vegas, Chicago, and New York. We need to set aside special floors in case Texas Gov. Greg Abbott or Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis decide to send migrants to town.
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Limit CEO pay to 10x that of the lowest paid employee and force Elon Musk to distribute his $50 billion bonus to his employees.. Corporate executives make a ton of money, but corporate workers don't. Let corporations do whatever they want, whether it's cutting salaries at the top of the pyramid or raising salaries at the bottom. And stop with the ridiculous idea that it's a bonus, not a salary. Joe King is not happy.
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Steal Clarence Thomas' RV and lock him out of the Walmart parking lot.. Most of these proposals are designed to provide a slice of justice while also doing positive good. It's all about justice. Bribe of $4,000,000 You can afford to buy your own transportation. And in the name of God, Clarence, stop paying $20 to rent a spot at the nearest state park and lurking around the edge of the parking lot like a giant killer van.
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Train, train, train. How many miles of rail can we lay by the end of this year? King Joe has at least four more years to make America's passenger rail map more attractive. Europe and AsiaAnd if you mobilize your entire army to clear the road and level the land, things can go much faster.
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Anyone who tags a Republican senator will instantly gain citizenship. Want to skip the immigration line and avoid endless psychological sparring? Chase Ted Cruz and give him a big back slap. Tag Josh Hawley for bonus points. He runs fast.
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Turn Fox News into a real fox. Fox hunting. Cute little fox cubs. Arctic foxes running through the snow and desert foxes roaming the sand dunes. Not only is it much more interesting, National IQ instantly rebound.
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Put a shark-filled moat around the White House.. Trump Never go near the Oval Office? Place your most fearsome predator on this side of the wet battery.
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Turn Mar-a-Lago into the new Ellis Island, and fly immigrants daily across the border on Trump's old jets. Immigrants can also enjoy unlimited shrimp bar access.
If you have any suggestions of your own, don't forget to add them!
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