As a review, Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter and is always 3.14. Pi is a great math joke because it is a constant and infinite (calculates to 50 trillion decimal places). On March 14 (Pi Day, 3.14?), celebrate math, geometry, and every type of pie you can think of (apple, peach, pumpkin, pizza) with Pi Day jokes.
1. If you divide the perimeter of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter, what do you get?
Pumpkin Pie!
2. What is the best way to serve pie?
Allah Mode. Anything else makes no sense.
3. Why should you never talk to Pi?
Because they will go on forever.
4. If you divide the circumference of the sun by its diameter, what do you get?
Pie in the sky.
5. Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you?
It really is as easy as pie!
6. A statistics professor and a math professor wrote a cookbook together.
They called it “Pi a la Mode”.
7. Why did Pi fail his driver's license test?
Because I didn't know when to stop.
8. If you divide the perimeter of a green cheese by its diameter, what do you get?
Munpi.
9. What is 3.14% of seafarers?
Pyrate.
10. What's wrong with the “pi r squared” equation?
The pie is round.
11. When asked to explain again what Pi Day is, what did Pi say?
“I don’t want to repeat the same thing.”
12. Why should you never argue with Pi?
They are completely irrational.
13. What is the math teacher’s favorite snake?
phyton.
14. What did the triangle say to the circle?
You are meaningless.
15. What is the official animal of Pi Day?
Python!
16. What happens if you eat too much pie?
You can get a bigger girth.
17. What do you get when a flock of sheep stands in a circle?
Shepherd's Pie.
18. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur’s table?
Sir Comence ate too much pie.
19. What did the math teacher eat for dessert?
Chocolate Pie.
20. What do you call a mathematician who becomes a secret agent?
As-pi.
21. What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?
Apple pie.
22. How did movie critics evaluate it? life of pi?
3.14 stars.
23. In what ways are mathematicians similar to airmen?
Both use pilots.
24. Why don't other numbers take Pi to the party?
He goes on forever.
25. What were the first mathematicians of the Oregon Trail called?
Pioneer.
26. Who do kids follow on March 14th?
Pie Ed Piper.
27. Why wouldn’t you want to get hit in the face with a pie?
It never ends.
28. How many bakers does it take to bake one pie?
3.14.
29. If you take a cow and divide its circumference by its diameter, what do you get?
Cow Pie.
30. What do you call a mathematician who becomes a private investigator?
Magnum Pie.
31. What do mathematicians eat for dinner on March 14th?
Chicken pot pie.
32. What is 1.57?
Half a pie.
33. Why not argue with Pi?
It goes around in circles.
34. What do you call a young student who loves math and wants to know more about pi?
Pi ring mathematician.
35. What did Pi say to his partner?
Stop being so irrational.
36. Why was the math book sad on Pi Day?
There were too many problems.
37. What did the mathematician call his girlfriend on March 14th?
Baby pie.
38. What language should I use on Pi Day?
Sign language.
39. Why should people stop making pie jokes?
We've already heard it 3.14 million times!